Girls all need to be coaxed, especially when she is in a bad mood. If you can show up in time and make her happy, you can easily get into her heart. Here are some things that can make her happy instantly. Happy jokes for girls.
What are some jokes that can make girls happy instantly?
1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it and they fell in love. Others asked how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!
2. I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig What a weirdo!" From now on I will call you a weird pig. Finally one day, you couldn't help shouting at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!"
3. Tomorrow you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a mosquito next to you. A suicide note: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Your shame is so thick that I can't live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.
4. One day, a mother and son had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly: Why do we eat poop every day? The mother fly said angrily: Don’t say such disgusting words while eating, while it’s hot. Eat!!
5. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him: Say, where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! The college student replied to the enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I’m from TV University!
6. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was? Meatball shyly said: "I hate it, you won't recognize her if she takes off her clothes!"
7. The four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don’t step on a mouse for a day and it itch my feet; C: I don’t feel safe on the streets only a few times a day; D: It’s not early Now, let’s go home and pick up the cat.
8. One night, a naked man hailed a taxi. The female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a fucking naked man! The female driver Also furious: Let me see where the hell you got the money from!`
