From the worship of power, money, and power to the worship of IQ and emotional intelligence, you can find that people are always pursuing some illusory things. In the relationship between men and women, if you can show high emotional intelligence, you will be able to do well. In order to effectively promote your confession, we will bring you 5 high-EQ confession routines for you to use in different situations.
High EQ Confession Routine 1
Give the girl you like a copy of Journey to the West, and then Knock her on the head three times. You can also test your IQ by the way.
This meme also comes from Journey to the West, one of our four famous works. As we all know, before Sun Wukong found Tang Monk, he went to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain in Hezhou, Xiniu to worship Patriarch Bodhi. After accepting Sun Wukong as his disciple, he also asked whether he was ignorant of this or that, and he was very angry.
In order to punish Sun Wukong, the Bodhi Patriarch hit him three times on the head and walked out of the back door with his hands behind his back. Sun Wukong also understood it, because the three knocks meant that it was on the third watch of the day. , came in from the back to find the master, and then Patriarch Bodhi taught Sun Wukong somersault clouds and the seventy-two transformations.
This meme has also been derived to this day. Some people also come up with such a joke. For example, if you hit a girl on the head three times, she will come to you in the middle of the night. Isn’t it a very interesting confession routine? ?
High EQ Confession Routine 2
I have something to talk to you about. What to talk about? About love.
Please be my girlfriend, if it works, if not, I will think of a way.
Do you like dogs (or cats, sheep)? Yes. Woof woof (meow, bleat).
I have an ancestral chromosome that I want to give to you.
Will you be buried in my family’s ancestral grave after your death?
It is said that the daughter was the lover of the father in his previous life. Will you let me be your father in the next life? Or will you be me in the next life? Daughter?
High EQ Confession Routine Three
Current confession routines are nonsense!
In what age do we still have confession routines?
What high-EQ routines are still used to confess love?
If you ask me, don’t deal with those useless things, just do it when you meet.
Directly invite the girl you like out to watch a movie (eating, shopping...).
If I want to stay with you until night, I will hold hands.
Kiss a girl if you want to hold hands.
Doesn’t confession give people a chance to refuse? (Don’t give girls a chance to refuse to confess, strong!)
High EQ Confession Routine Four
——You Do you have a boyfriend?
——No.
——Then you have it now.
This routine comes from the scene in the movie "Norbit" where the fat lady Lasputia confesses to the protagonist Norbit:
LasputiaYou got a girlfriend?
Norbit No.< /p>
LasputiaWell, you do now.
Such a simple and direct confession routine does not give the girl a chance to react, and then she becomes your girlfriend inexplicably, but you must master this method Confession routines also require a certain amount of momentum and charisma.
High EQ Confession Routine Five
Point to the English word "husband" in the book and ask her what it means
——Husband
——How do I remember the meaning of "wife"
——It's obviously husband
——Wife
——Husband
——Wife
In the name of academic discussion, I practice the routine of confession, with an unexpected opening that will make you like it. A girl will seriously argue with you, and then suddenly realize your confession routine. The emotional fluctuations, IQ crushing, and sudden embarrassment will greatly promote your chances of being hit by a girl with a headbutt (physical contact). possibility.
